21 dingen die je niet moet doen, terwijl in een bioscoopzaal vol met Lord of the Rings fans zit:
- Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait where the hell is Harry Potter?"
- Block the entrance to the theater while screaming, "YOU...SHALL...NOT...PASS!" After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
- Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says, "the Ring."
- Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
- Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
- Finish off every one of Elronds lines with "Mis-ter Ander-sonnn."
- When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it... MY way!"
- Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someones finger and fall down the stairs.
- Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep," Monty Python style.
- When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
- In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout, "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
- Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "Thats what Im Tolkien about!" See how long it takes before you get kicked out of the theatre.
- During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Wheres Waldo?"
- Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
- Start an Orc sing-a-long.
- Come to the premiere dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around looking terribly confused.
- When they go in the paths of the dead, wait for a tense moment and shout, "I see dead people!"
- Imitate what you think a conversation between Gollum, Dobby and Yoda would be like.
- Release a jar of daddy-long-legs into the theater during the Shelob scene.
- Wonder out loud if Aragorn is going to run for governor of California.
- When Shelob comes on, exclaim, "Man! Charlottes really let herself go!"
- At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go! Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen. After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
- At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians
- When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of the neck.
- Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins